He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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