i think my tv is drunk
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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