I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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