I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
