ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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