i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just google imaged poop.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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