Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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