You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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