Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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