We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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