hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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