what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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