Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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