Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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