New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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