Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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