Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
