the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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