Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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