And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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