I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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