I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
