She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
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Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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