So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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