you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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