You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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