if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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