I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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