its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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