apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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