please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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