small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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