i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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