just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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