Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i came on her dog
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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