Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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