Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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