doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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