hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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