Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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