found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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