we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just had sex bonerless
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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