Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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