When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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