He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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