Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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