ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just found a bag of teeth...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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