im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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