My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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