i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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