Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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