is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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