Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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