god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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