She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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