that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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