its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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