My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I smell like Dick and happiness
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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